Balls of the Dead 3D!

by NIAGARA BALLS

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released October 31, 2015

All songs written and recorded by Niagara Balls.
Cover photo: Nevan the mopey dragon, Halloween 2003.

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NIAGARA BALLS Belfast, UK

2010-2015. A couple of girls laughing at their own jokes. 100% DIY.

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Track Name: Angela
I'm going camping with Angela.
But she's giving me the creeps.

Hey, not the bees.
Track Name: I Was A Teenage Mummy
Who dares wake me from my slumber
Putting their hands all over my treasure
Don't act too surprised when I curse you
I just wanted to sleep forever
Don't take anything from my room
Just leave me alone in my tomb

I found myself wrapped up all over
Caught in the original pyramid scheme
They took my money and even my honey
My guts on display for the world to see
Don't take anything from my room
Just leave me alone in my tomb

I just wanted to sleep forever ...

I was a teenage Mummy
Not to be confused with a teenage Mom
Brendan Fraser's always bugging me
The British Museum won't stop mugging me
Don't take anything from my room
Just leave me alone in my tomb
Track Name: It Wasn't Me (It Was Shaggy)
Halloweens hell for Scooby Doo
Hiding in the pantry with Shaggy too
People in costumes are everywhere
And they will not stop ringing the bell

Even the nice ones are out to steal his snacks
Poor old Scooby Doo just can't relax
For a dog it's impressive he can understand masks
But it's more of a curse than a blessing

And it's not fair Scooby's on the dangerous dogs list, when all he did was try and protect this creepy old rich dudes abandoned mansion from a gang of hoodlums with scary masks on. How could he have known they were just meddling kids and not ghosts?
Track Name: In Living Flesh
I like thunder and lighting and long walks in the park
I've never been to Spain and I've never felt that spark
I was green around the gills with loneliness and envy
If I could turn back time I wish that he would end me

Shoop Shoop, everybody needs somebody
Shoop Shoop, until now I was just a body
They call me monstrosity but baby you make all of me
Finally feel alive
You make my heart beat baby
And I'm a real dead ringer for love

I'll be with you on your wedding night
I wanna hold you all your life
I'll speak French to you, be hench for you
Recite the classics just for you

Oh yeah, everybody needs somebody
Oh no, until now I was just a body
They call me monstrosity but baby you make all of me
Finally feel alive
You make my heart beat baby
And I'm a real dead ringer for love

These nuts and bolts ain't all thats keeping us together
We can name ourselves like Sonny and Cher did
Paradise is here now you've come to rescue me
And it's not skin deep, no it's no skin deep

Oh yeah, everybody needs somebody
Oh no, until now I was just a body
They call me monstrosity but baby you make all of me
Finally feel alive

Do you believe in love after life?
Track Name: She's Crafty
She's been looking for the fourth,
South, East, West and North,
She's not scared, she's drinking up her sisters
She's not scared, she is the weirdo mister

But I know all about her
Black lipstick on and the darkest eyes
I know all about her she's a ...

She's a gift from the sea
She won't care if you were sorry
She's not scared, and she's not jealous
She's not scared to her you don't exist

But I know all about her
Black lipstick on and the darkest eyes
I know all about her
And I'm not scared
No I'm not scared
I know all about her

Now is the time, this is the hour
Ours is the magic, ours is the power

But I know all about her
Black lipstick on and the darkest eyes
I know all about her
And I'm not scared
No I'm not scared
I know all about her