Don't Be A Dick At Christmas

from Jingle Balls by NIAGARA BALLS

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So you rented half the restaurant
Doesn't mean you get to do everything you want
Your waiters get paid to smile at you
But they have a home that they'd like to go to, so

Don't be a dick
don't be a dick
don't be a dick at Christmas

You've been waiting in the queue
We've both got better things to do
I get paid to take this shit from you but
I have a home that I'd like to go to, so

Don't be a dick,
don't be a dick,
don't be a dick at Christmas

So you got into a fight over the turkey (don't do that!)
Pushed someone into the Christmas tree (don't do that!)
Screamed in a loved one's face (don't do that!)
Got too drunk and trashed the place

I'm not saying you can't party
I'm just saying, don't be shitty

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from Jingle Balls, released December 25, 2014
Words by Alanah Smith and Matt Moskal

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